So unless you’ve been under a rock for the past 4 months, you are more than likely well versed in this whole M.J. thing, whatever it is. Now, don’t get me wrong, I loved the guys’ music as much as the next person, but this is almost kind of ridiculous. First the whole ‘being on the news everyday, ever hour, all the time’ thing, then he was buried. While this would have signaled the end of the media circus for any other deceased-media saturated human being, Mr. Jackson was different. We went ahead and proved he o.d.-ed, like 2 months after we all knew he did. Then we got a little break…UNTIL…the production company that financed what would have been his last world tour, got pissed that he died and they weren’t going to make any money, so they decided to take some footage that was recorded during some rehearsal or something, throw in some bells and whistles and just a pinch of Hollywood magic, and sell it as a movie (that will more than likely make 37042374230897412 million dollars.)

Imagine if they did something like this when you died.

I’d be like “What’s these peoples deal..isn’t like Real Chance of Love 43 on or something? Please leave me alone.” I like to think that’s what Michael says every time one of those stupid commercials pass on T.V. But hey, who am I? Why wouldn’t you pay $8.75 to go see an icon rehearsing to satisfy the publics need for a little Michael Madness?

-Matt